Just whatever I feel like posting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Late Night Haiku
Only in my despair
Will you see who I trully am
Only then will you know
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
Slav squatting back in December. Back when I had long hair and time to spare.
Say, hypothetically, that someone is jerking it and a second person grabs their dick. In this situation, does it go from masturbation to a Xiaolin Showdown?
It becomes a Xiaolin Showdown to see who gets to finish the person off.
I feel much more enlightened on the topic now. Thanks, man.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
“America is home to the deadliest school shooting in the entire world”
Is a complete and utter false hood.
in 2004, Beslan, Chechnya, 32 armed men walked into a school and held over 1,100 students hostage in a 3 day stand off with Russian special forces. The end result was 334 hostages dead, 180 or so being school children.
so shut your fucking mouth
(Source: 45-70govt)
I love my best friend, but he needs a hobby.
I have two jobs, IB testing, college paperwork, college scholarships, and a shitload more things.
And he texts me everyday, “Can you hang out?”
